Before I begin this jubilee of the interwebs, allow me to introduce myself.
*ahem*
Hello. I am your faithful narrator, blogger, writer, and zombie-huntress extraordinaire, known to most as Lónannûniel.
Okay, not really. But you may call me as such. I am a high school sophomore with an addiction to reading and ocarinas. I enjoy sitting outside, listening to the birds and annoying my crotchety neighbors, reading, criticizing mediocre books, romping around my yard pretending to be a Ranger, making tea, and avoiding the Slender Man.
Anyhoo, I am here to lead you through the journeys of the life of a literary, movie-watching, video game-playing, zombie-slaying, Irish-American adventurer. So, hello. Again.
In this blog, you will encounter EPIC video game, book, and movie reviews, along with many other wondrous things of that matter.
Oh, there will definitely be a good deal of Twilight bashing, as well.
So, if you prefer journeys there and back, monstrous enemies, epic battles, heroes of old, and legends from afar, then this is the blog for you. Yes, you. The one sitting behind that computer monitor with the Halo 2 Mjolnir Mix playing in the background as you watch Fails of the Weak and procrastinate on your homework.
Welcome. And wipe your damned feet before you enter. I just mopped, goddammit...
